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madame déficit's expenditures this season are as decadent as ever.

below is a live financial ticker tracking her latest royal indulgences... 💎

Total expenses this season: 12,000 livres 💎

Itemized Excesses

"My children eat dirt while Her Majesty eats diamonds." – Lucienne from Lyon
"We have no shoes. She has a closet for each toe." – Jean-Baptiste, cobbler
"I saw a carriage made of pearls. Meanwhile, I haven’t seen bread in a week." – Anonymous
"Can one survive on powdered sugar and rumors? Asking for a village." – Éloïse of Bourgogne
"The only thing more inflated than taxes is Her Majesty’s wig." – Claude, baker's apprentice
"How is she somehow getting Manolo Blahnik heels? It's only 1775!" – random critic from 2025

fit for a queen’s toes 👠

cake is a constitutional right 🍰

excess is elegance 💖